Belt Buckle Flask – Party Fueler

Belt Buckle Flask

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  • Regular price $23.99

Belt Buckle Hidden/Disguise Flask Key Features:

  • Belt buckle flask measures 3-5/8" X 2-3/4"
  • Flask and holder combined measure 3-7/8" X 2-15/16"
  • Fits 1-1/2” wide belt
  • Holder attaches to belt
  • Magnets attach to buckle to keep flask secure
  • Holds 3 ounces 

Belt Buckle Hidden/Disguise Flask Anecdote:

Let us paint a picture for you.

You are just a college kid with a big crush on another college gal. We'll call her Sally (though I'm pretty sure most Sallys are in their 60's these days...we'll use our imaginations).

Sally is in your speech class. You are pretty sure that you love her, but you are not quite sure whether she knows you exist yet. It is speech day, and you admire Sally's rosy cheeks and deep brown hair throughout the duration of her 5-minute speech.

Now it's your turn. You absolutely nail your astrophysics speech, and Sally notices you big time. She comes up to congratulate you after class, but she doesn't find just little ol' you.

Sally turns the corner of the hallway just in time to see you pull your belt buckle flask off with a fervor she has never before witnessed. She sees you knock back a celebratory swig of *insert your drink of choice*, and she can see the envy on the faces of all the men around you.

SWOON. Sally is swept off of her feet by the intelligent, rebellious cowboy that you are. And it is written. You and Sally fall in love and are to spend the rest of your lives together.

Flash forward to your first job interview after college graduation. Your interviewer is a real hard-ass. Every word that comes out of your mouth is met with a challenge. You know the type.

You are feeling somewhat defeated as you enter the men's room on your 15-minute break between interviews. You once again turn to your disguise belt buckle flask. But this time, it is for just a little bit of liquid courage. Or so you thought…

Your interviewer enters the bathroom and catches you in the act. You brace yourself for his reaction, but it is not what you expected. Your interviewer laughs hysterically at your neat little contraption. You have broken the hard-ass.

The two of you share some words in the bathroom before returning to the interview. But he returns a new man. He wants no candidate except for the innovative, bold, and hilarious guy with the belt buckle flask. And so, your career begins.

Flash forward twenty years. You are a young father, hiking in the wilderness with your firstborn Mike. He is fifteen now, and you and Sally love the kid to pieces.

A bear emerges, and claws Mike before you are able to scare him off. You were so unprepared for this. You enter a stage of total panic. But WAIT… you have your belt buckle flask.

You pull off the flask in one smooth motion, and the bear flees. He is terrified to see so much raw, masculine energy and fears what you might do next.

You waste no time; you rush to Mike and empty the contents of your flask onto his wound. You create a tourniquet for Mike with your belt, and pocket your beloved flask. You have a newfound, adrenaline-fueled energy and rush Mike out of the woods.

You get him to the hospital, and after about an hour the doctor comes up to give you the news. Mike will walk away without a scratch. The alcohol in your flask sanitized his wound and paired with the tourniquet, it saved Mike’s life.

Moral of the story, you need this disguise flask. The possibilities are endless.

The belt buckle flask measures 3-5/8" X 2-3/4". The flask and holder combined measure 3-7/8" X 2-15/16".

This disguise flask easily fits on a Fits 1-1/2” wide belt. It is stainless steel and features satin-finished sides, a polished top and bottom, and magnets on the buckle to ensure your flask is safe and secure through all of your adventures.

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